Postcard from heaven,
Go to where you belong,
Never find the perfect situation
Until you know where you're from ..
There was a bloke at Huddersfield train station today who peed in an odd fashion. The freuqency with which I'm finding odd people in toilets of late is making me re-assess my threshold on 'odd' and making me wonder if it is in fact me who's the weird one.
In today's example, I walked into the Gents and found a guy at the urinal-trough thing mid-pee. I immediately thought he seemed rather statue-esque, then I noticed he had his hands by his sides. He had his head turned to the right, slightly upwards. It was such a weird pose for a wee. It was as if he was scared of his cock. There was no penis guidance going on, what with his hands being by his sides and the positioning of his head made it look as if he'd just gone "Oh, the horror! I cannot bring myself to look!"
I used the cubicle.
Seeing that strange people in the bogs are becoming an exciting part of my routine, I feel I should join in, so as to share the experience with others. Not like this guy though. Next time I'm peeing, when other guys walk in, I'll be like, "Mate, check out my penis. It's weeing. Yup, been drinking a lot of the ol' water today, so, you know. Lot of trips to the toilet. Gotta pee it all out good style. Hey, where you going?"
