Thursday, 6 September 2012

Your humiliation must be more severe.

Downtown,
Middle of the afternoon,
Sweet sound,
Everybody's on the move ..

I got out of the shower this evening and when I'd dried off and went to put my boxers back on, I wasn't really paying attention and accidentally put both legs through the same leg hole. Except I wasn't aware of this til I confidently yanked them up and began to walk at the same time, whereby my legs and bollocks got crushed together and I fell into my desk, all in one elegant movement.

I actually have nothing else to tell you until I get back from The Wirral on Sunday night, so here's a clip of Tom Hardy as Bane saying "Mr. Wayne" for 10 minutes.


When you've listened to it so many times that you can't bear it any more .. you have my permission to leave.