I wish I knew how it would feel to be free,
I wish I could break all the chains holding me ..
Here's your funny fix for this week. This one destroyed me.
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A mother and her 4 year old daughter are driving in their car behind a bin-lorry. As it goes over a bump, a dildo flies out of the back of the truck and bounces off the window of the car.
"What was that mummy?" Asks the little girl.
Embarrassed, and to save her daughter's innocence, the mother replies "Oh don't worry, it was just an insect."
"Oh" says the little girl, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that"
