Tuesday, 20 April 2010

S*x and Sh*t

Over the sea and far away,
She's waiting like an Iceberg,
Waiting to change ..


This is brilliant. I've just been browsing some stuff on the net and come across this, a DVD player with a built-in child friendly filter thing.

This bit comes straight from the website.

Our ClearPlay DVD Player FILTERS OUT all UNWANTED CONTENT
across 14 separate categories:
  • Strong Action Violence: Removes excessive violence, including fantasy violence.
  • Gory/Brutal Violence: Removes brutal and graphic violent scenes.
  • Disturbing Images: Removes gruesome and other disturbing images.
  • Sensual Content: Removes highly suggestive and provocative situations and dialogue.
  • Crude S*xual Content: Removes crude s*xual language and gestures.
  • N*dity: Removes n*dity, including partial and risque art n*dity.
  • Explicit S*xual Situations: Removes explicit s*xual dialogue, sound and activity.
  • Vain Reference to Deity: Removes vain or irreverent reference to God or a deity.
  • Crude Language and Humor: Removes crude language and bodily humor.
  • Ethnic and Social Slurs: Removes ethnically or socially offensive insults.
  • Cursing: Removes profane uses of "h*ll" and "d*mn."
  • Strong Profanity: Removes swear-words, including strong profanities such as "a**" and "s***".
  • Graphic Vulgarity: Removes graphic vulgarities, including "f***."
  • Explicit Drug Use: Removes vivid scenes of illegal drug use.


I love the way that even on the website, any words that could be construed as potentially offensive have been asterisk-ed out.

What does it mean ' "strong profanities such as "ass"? Since when has ass ever really been a word that falls into some crudely offensive category? And in a film as well? Some poor sod could just be discussing his donkey.

So this invention basically means that outside of Disney films and The Sound of Music, the film world is a closed door. That list pretty much boycotts Hollywood as we know it.


"Yeah, I watched Lord of the Rings, Kill Bill, Trainspotting, and American History X this weekend. Great films but they only lasted 2 minutes each."