Friday, 16 April 2010

Arnie vs. Nature.

When you smoke all my weed man,
You gotta call the Green man,
So I can get mine and you get yours ..

Another template change! Yes, this one's a winner. Hopefully this one doesn't contrast too much with any other webpages you might be looking at and hurting your eyes.

So whats with this Icelandic cloud eh? They've said it could be a another 4 or 5 days before European and Scandinavian airspaces become clear again and its relatively safe to fly again. I think this would make a great premise for an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, where he fights Iceland (The country and the volcano, not Kerry Katona, because that would be shit). It would probably involve him eating the evil, plane destroying ash with his bare teeth, and there'd be lots of old school Arnie violence, where people are killed for the sake of being killed.

Predator-MacShootingMinigun.gif picture by nomadusn
Arnie and his friends arrive at Reykjavik

He'd get his own share of decent one-liners too, as ever. After killing everyone in Iceland, he'd dive into the live volcano from above and say something like "Sorry for dropping in". And then kill everyone in the volcano. Except in Arnold voice, which is hard to imitate in a font. And the penultimate scene would probably have him ending with a line such as "Try disrupting THIS airspace!" and destroying the volcano with a grenade that had the pin pulled with his teeth. Then he'd blow away all the ash onto a crap country like Krgyzstan or Kuwait or North Korea. And the final final line would be corny and inspirational: "You could say that no more jet planes will be destroyed by this volcanic ash, and you would be correct in doing so! Hasta la Vista, baby."

Terminator 2 - Arnold and his big gun

Arnie prepares to face the volcano.

Helmed by Ridley Scott, this will be a great film.

I'd also like to draw attention to another blog, as it already contains some nice stuff, and will probably increase over coming weeks. This girl is excellent and no mistake.

http://hayleylouisesmith.blogspot.com/