Lay down your head,
And show me if you like it,
Lend me your ears,
And read me like a book ..
And show me if you like it,
Lend me your ears,
And read me like a book ..
The news has really been kicking off this week, which is nice. For starters, we have the general election coming up on the 6th, the day where the Tories will most likely re-take power after 25 years. I expect we'll see a marked rise in the number of photos of politicians hugging babies over the next few weeks.
Oh, and everyones started killing each other in Kyrgyzstan.
Where, sorry?
Yeah, I've no idea either.
One of those crap former Soviet Bloc countries?
Yeah, it'll be one of them.
Where they kill each other.
I think I'm spewing this entry out to try and avoid doing my pile of essays. I've been sat looking at this "New Post" page for about 20 minutes, to no avail. A mental block has hit me.
I'm considering getting a haircut again. I seem to be having quite a lot more than usual recently.
Theres always a bit of trepidation about going to the hairdressers. They can ruin your day. Hell, they can ruin your week.
What with their razors, if they so please, they can ruin the next few months for you. So, the next time you hear someone say "Hairdressers? What can they possibly do? They're hairdressers", you can respond with "Mate, those guys have power. They have razors. They can ruin your entire week."
I'm gonna try and drag this out as long as I can.
I'm beginning to think I should have trusted my trusty instinct.
Don't blog, Max. You have things to do.
End it now, just click 'publish post' and be done with it.
Is it even worth it this time round?
Post it, it's just your fucking blog! Stupid and pointless.
Okay, maybe not stupid. Pointless perhaps. Humorous occasionally?
Yeah, but not this post.
Well, thats the issue. Should I post this?
Do it! No-one gives a toss if you do or not!
Yeah, but if its a really balls entry, then people looking at this for the first time will be put off. Hell, I might even lose one of my 4 followers.
Jesus, push the fucking button.
Do I curse too much on here? I curse quite a bit in real life, is this a proportional online reflection?
I don't know where my rise in cursing has come from. I never used to be this curseful. My old flatmate cursed a lot. I love you, Sam. I guess my parents don't curse a great deal. My dad does, occasionally, maybe its that. It seems an odd influence though seeing as its not a frequent occurence.
I blame you, University. I blame you for my profanity.
Ok, you should really stop now. You're beginning to sound silly. People reading this are gonna be really confused and might judge you for it.
Yeah, but this is only a blog. If people judge you for stuff you put online, thats retarded.
Right, now that is offensive. You said in a previous entry that you were cutting down on that word. Once is forgivable, after that people will start thinking its mean.
What about saying 'special needs' then?
That would probably make people feel uncomfortable.
Makes people uncomfortable? That's just gay. Why would people with special needs be avid readers of my blog anyway?
Ok, now thats doubly offensive. We're shading homophobia now as well.
Should I get rid of that bit?
Yes, definitely.
Nah, fuck it. No-ones gonna have read this far, certainly not someone retarded with a short attention span.
Mate, seriously.
I don't know anyone with special needs anyway, it's fine. And if I did that wouldn't make them eligible for a complimentary mention in this blog.
You really must stop now. Look, theres a 6000 word essay waving at you from the corner.
Tell it to go fuck itself. I'll be with it when I have a minute.
Peace out.
Oh, and everyones started killing each other in Kyrgyzstan.
Where, sorry?
Yeah, I've no idea either.
One of those crap former Soviet Bloc countries?
Yeah, it'll be one of them.
Where they kill each other.
I think I'm spewing this entry out to try and avoid doing my pile of essays. I've been sat looking at this "New Post" page for about 20 minutes, to no avail. A mental block has hit me.
I'm considering getting a haircut again. I seem to be having quite a lot more than usual recently.
Theres always a bit of trepidation about going to the hairdressers. They can ruin your day. Hell, they can ruin your week.
What with their razors, if they so please, they can ruin the next few months for you. So, the next time you hear someone say "Hairdressers? What can they possibly do? They're hairdressers", you can respond with "Mate, those guys have power. They have razors. They can ruin your entire week."
I'm gonna try and drag this out as long as I can.
I'm beginning to think I should have trusted my trusty instinct.
Don't blog, Max. You have things to do.
End it now, just click 'publish post' and be done with it.
Is it even worth it this time round?
Post it, it's just your fucking blog! Stupid and pointless.
Okay, maybe not stupid. Pointless perhaps. Humorous occasionally?
Yeah, but not this post.
Well, thats the issue. Should I post this?
Do it! No-one gives a toss if you do or not!
Yeah, but if its a really balls entry, then people looking at this for the first time will be put off. Hell, I might even lose one of my 4 followers.
Jesus, push the fucking button.
Do I curse too much on here? I curse quite a bit in real life, is this a proportional online reflection?
I don't know where my rise in cursing has come from. I never used to be this curseful. My old flatmate cursed a lot. I love you, Sam. I guess my parents don't curse a great deal. My dad does, occasionally, maybe its that. It seems an odd influence though seeing as its not a frequent occurence.
I blame you, University. I blame you for my profanity.
Ok, you should really stop now. You're beginning to sound silly. People reading this are gonna be really confused and might judge you for it.
Yeah, but this is only a blog. If people judge you for stuff you put online, thats retarded.
Right, now that is offensive. You said in a previous entry that you were cutting down on that word. Once is forgivable, after that people will start thinking its mean.
What about saying 'special needs' then?
That would probably make people feel uncomfortable.
Makes people uncomfortable? That's just gay. Why would people with special needs be avid readers of my blog anyway?
Ok, now thats doubly offensive. We're shading homophobia now as well.
Should I get rid of that bit?
Yes, definitely.
Nah, fuck it. No-ones gonna have read this far, certainly not someone retarded with a short attention span.
Mate, seriously.
I don't know anyone with special needs anyway, it's fine. And if I did that wouldn't make them eligible for a complimentary mention in this blog.
You really must stop now. Look, theres a 6000 word essay waving at you from the corner.
Tell it to go fuck itself. I'll be with it when I have a minute.
Peace out.
