Martyrdom

Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain,
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end,
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,
But I always thought that I'd see you again ..

So it turns out that the two Moscow Suicide bombers were two upstanding young women whose relatives were recently killed by the Russian armed forces. Yes, they were a bit messed up but my question today is this: We all know that your classic suicide bomber is promised 72 virgins when he blows himself up, but what are female suicide bombers promised? Yeah, they'll get the martyr status and all, but what else can they expect from the afterlife? A load of guy virgins hardly has the same appeal. Nerdy high school kids eagerly waiting their arrival? At least a calendar with some sexy firemen, right?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Stupid terrorists.

There was also this in the news recently .. "Professor James Lovelock, the man who achieved global fame for his theory that the whole earth is a single organism, has said it is too late to try and save the planet."

No shit Sherlock. And on the same intellectual level, I predict that there will be a marked rise in Christmas Tree sales in December. Idiot.

And would you know it? Panda's shagging!