What made me behave that way?
Using words I never say,
I can only think it must be love
Oh anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day ..
Last night me and George went to Huddersfield and hit up The Parish pub quiz. We could have won beer.
We blew it.
But, we did come fourth with a two man team, which we were proud of. The best thing we learnt from last night's quiz is that one of the major contributors to the Oxford English dictionary was an insane murderer who cut off his own cock. Consider that next time you look up a word.
I also met a toad whilst walking back from town, and it ribbeted when I touched it, which was exciting.
Today I am 22. On some level this is vaguely annoying, because I've only just got used to telling people I'm 21. But it also means that it's once again the anniversary of a plethora of things both interesting and depressing. I listed them here in my birthday entry of 2010, back when I actually became 20, the age I still believe I am, deep down.
Of course, near enough every day could be said to be the anniversary of an interesting or depressing event, but today's my birthday, which makes it particularly good.
I'm so vain, I probably think this blog is all about me.
As seems fitting, here are some top 10 Trivia facts from a website which came up on facebook.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Max!
- Max has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- US gold coins used to say 'In Max we trust'.
- It can take Max several days to move just through one tree!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Max has 7.
- Native Americans never actually ate Max; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
- Max is the world's tallest woman.
- The colour of Max is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Max.
- Over half of Americans are officially Max.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Max.
I already knew most of them.
That one about the native Americans seems to ring true the most.
