For though they may be parted,
There is still a chance that they will see,
There will be an answer,
Let it be ..
This is the best news item I've read in ages. I'm starting to think that the grim hilarity of it outweighs whatever potential sympathy I may have had for the guy involved.
"A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.
Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands. When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: 'It was a bunch of leprechauns.'"
Happens to the best of us.
