Some kind of mixture,
Some kind of gold,
It's got to come find us,
All we are is dust ..
Someone using google.de got here today by searching "Voldemort is noseless".
He is indeed.
So why google that?
If it had been "Is Voldemort noseless?", I might have understood a little better. Obviously someone not too familiar with Harry Potter just double checking whether or not the villain had a nose or not. Or even "Voldemort is noseless?", with a question mark. Google searches are best when they're phrased as incredulous questions.
But this search is neither of those. This is a statement.
"Oy, Google. Listen up, dickhead. Voldemort is noseless."
Thankyou to that person, for your post-modern use of a search engine and for confirming for all that Voldemort is indeed noseless.
It's also reminded me of why I love Robot Chicken. This is so appropriate right now.
