I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce,
WhhoooOOOOooooOOOOOoooooahhh ...
Doubt comes in on sticks but then he kicks like a horse,
WhhoooOOOOooooOOOOOoooooahhh ...
I like to think I've done that song justice with the way I typed the lyrics.
Are you one of those people who goes to other people's houses, or maybe even just at home, who goes for a pee and then shuts the door behind themself when they leave? If so, why do you do that? If someone else needs a wee, they're gonna come along, see that ol' closed door and assume its occupied. I understand if you'd just been for a dump, but just a pee? How bad can that smell?
If you are one of these people, do desperate toilet-goers a favour and stop it.
