Thursday, 6 May 2010

Nick Clegg for pope.

You better keep movin',
Or you'll be left behind ..

Today is officially thursday, which means that at some point in the next 20 hours we'll be casting votes. A lot of people around me are still undecided about their choice, which gives me this time now to encourage them not to let Dave and his army of toffs win, please?

Naturally there's been a great deal of political activity of late and politicians are doing some crazy stuff, some of it beneficial, some a bit poorly thought-through, but today - dare I say it - my praise goes to a BNP candidate who attacked some guys who spat at him while he was out canvassing. Now, I'm all against what the BNP stand for, and beating the crap out of asian guys rarely makes my daily agenda, but seriously, hats off to this bloke. Their policies may be highly questionable, but you gotta admire the violent passion. That was nearly as cool as seeing John Prescott punch the guy who egged him.

Find it on YouTube. You will never see a faster left hook than this one.

It dearly makes me wish Gordon Brown had just given his infamous 'bigot' woman a few seconds silence and a deadpan stare before face-planting her into the bonnet of his car. I find something really liberating about seeing politicians get angry after being provoked, and today, oddly, its the BNP who have my praise. Just beautiful.


And now I guess I'll sit back and wait for the torrent of 'omg u support bnp??' bullshit that I get whenever I make a point like this. Anyone pedantic enough to be offended, sue me.


Oh yeah, and Nick Clegg for pope.