Monday, 31 May 2010

Chicken broth.

Bird of Prey ..
Flying High ..
In the summer sky ..

Hot damn, I'm tired.

I've just finished a horrifically busy 10 hour shift, what with it being bank holiday and all. I like to think that a stressful weekend is God's way of telling me that by working my arse off today, then my wednesday exam and hours and hours of flying on thursday will be somewhat less painful.

And since I don't often do this on here, I'll mention something really fucking gross. In the gents toilets today, someone had made a weird kind of chicken broth poo in one of the bogs without flushing it AND left pubes on the seat. Presumably he tore them out in horror after seeing what he'd produced.

I shall leave that one there.

North Korea is looking posed to give its nuclear weapons their first run against South Korea, after it was revealed that a South Korean warship was sunk by a North Korean torpedo. What was the benefit of that move, Kim Jong-Il, you pretentious fucking moron?

I'm so ronery

Now there are near enough 1 million troops on alert at the border, and the North's batshit insane dictator who reminds me oh so much occasionally of my own boss seems set to press the button and send the warheads skyward. I imagine the US army is formulating some very 'diplomatic' plans to resolve this one.

In lighter news, this year's Honley Show has rabbit jumping! Yeah! Like horse jumping, but with a rabbit on a leash! Woo! Enough to raise such questions as "what the hell is wrong with this country?"!

The World asks 'Why?'

I'm watching a film now called 'The Visitor' which is one of those slow-moving, uplifting ones which are meant to incur some feeling of hope, but this one's actually pretty good. It's a bit of a detour from my usual filmic palate, but apparently I have a penchant for slow films about budding relationships between aging middle-class American lecturers and illegal immigrants in post 9-11 New York. Who'd have thunk it?

Now there's a film on called 'Corky Romano', which looks like it's from the other end of the spectrum. Its really crap. Like chickeny broth.