That's why, darling, it's incredible,
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too ..
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too ..
I was at work again this weekend! My goodness, there are some grumpy fuckers in the world.
"Waiter, do you not think that this customer service is unacceptable?"
"Let's put it into context shall we sir? 250,000 people were recently killed in an earthquake in Haiti, another one has just struck in Chile killing another 800 people, a woman and her baby daughter have been found murdered and some more soldiers were recently killed in Helmand Province. In contrast, you can't have the fish and chips for your main course, and frankly it's the last thing in the world I give a shit about. Would you like to see the wine list?"
I didn't say that, but I can realistically visualise myself getting my P45 in this way.
"Waiter, do you not think that this customer service is unacceptable?"
"Let's put it into context shall we sir? 250,000 people were recently killed in an earthquake in Haiti, another one has just struck in Chile killing another 800 people, a woman and her baby daughter have been found murdered and some more soldiers were recently killed in Helmand Province. In contrast, you can't have the fish and chips for your main course, and frankly it's the last thing in the world I give a shit about. Would you like to see the wine list?"
I didn't say that, but I can realistically visualise myself getting my P45 in this way.
"Oh, and sir? Don't ever call me 'waiter' again."
I've actually got nothing interesting to write about this evening, so here is a cute picture of two polar bears who are probably about to have sex.
