Due to lack of interest, tomorrow is cancelled,
Let the clocks be reset and the pendulum held,
'Cos there's nothing at all, except the space in between
Finding out what you're called and repeating your name ..
One of my housemates recently told me a story about someone they know who's just become a dad, at our age. Apparently he's not exactly father material, though to avoid hypocrisy it's worth noting I'd be pretty balls at it as well. Anyway, this housemate often reads on here. I often begin telling her anecdotes from my life and she stops me midway and says "yeah I know, I read it on your blog", and then taps her foot impatiently and asks if I'm going to buy milk anytime soon.
Anyway, I consider this blog to be more of a public service than anything else, so if she reads this in the near-future, she might consider forwarding this post to the new father, because it's never too early to think about names. Suggestions:
Boy - Girl -
1. Ralphus 1. Glycerine
2. Batman 2. Georgierella
3. Lucipher 3. She-Hulk
4. Thor 4. Thirteen
5. Mungo 5. Snerkels
6. Shitting-Bear 6. Lou
7. Herman 7. Jella
8. Guido 8. Tangerine
9. Alfonse 9. Sinergy
10. Tortelloni 10. Dave
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Max Martin. He's here to help.
