Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Donut

Like a bridge over troubled water,
I will ease your mind ..

Did you ever watch that film, The Passion of the Christ? Remember when Judas betrays Jesus (spoiler alert) and he's tormented by those demons, whcih are kinda like humans but with distorted and creepy exaggerated features? There's a guy in this computer cluster a little bit like that. I don't think he's a demon, but he still creeps me out.

I'm a little sad at uni today because the Krispy Kreme stall has gone from in front of the union. The last time it was here, I split a box of twelve with Emma which we ate during a screening of some German film. I walked by the stall the other day and was sorely tempted to buy some. They had all the good ones. One girl also at the stall was pointing them out to her friend.

"Oooh, thats the one with the chocolate icing and .. that stuff".

"Custard?"

"Yeah, with the custard in the middle"

[Me, inserting myself shrilly into the conversation] "They are NOT MEANT to have custard. DON'T eat the ones with custard centres."

I don't believe in custard donuts. YOU ARE A DONUT. You do not also need to be a puddding that's served in a bowl. We ask far too much of our food. Jam is good, or rather, that weird pseudo-jam which isn't like what you get in a jar but which is perfect for donuts. Seriously though, some of the latest Krispy Kreme designs, the icing to donut ratio is off the chart. Like a horse ate a tub of sprinkles and painstakingly shat each one.

What else has been happening recently?

I went to a house party. We found this guy, who nobody seemed to know. He passed out early on so we played pissed person Buckaroo (everybody won, essentially) and had a little photo shoot.