Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Fassblocked

Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away,
Beating like a drum and it's comin' your way ..

The right people will understand that.

I watched X Men: First Class yesterday and was rightfully impressed. We fancied ourselves a night in with a film, and Dan had just bought that one, so we picked up some strong strong cider and had a quiet tipsy one. I know for certain that it was a tipsy one because my memory of the film becomes hazier around the two-thirds mark. We had a laugh over the guy who can create whirlwinds (kind of like a shit version of Storm from the previous films) who we nicknamed 'Captain Wind', which I now realise is pretty crap when both typed and sober.

I also attribute the invention of other new phrases such as "Fassblocked" to the alcohol. 'Fassblocked' is again probably only best in the context of 10 seconds or so of First Class and is an amalgamation of 'cockblocked' and 'Michael Fassbender'. Cockblocked by Michael Fassbender: Fassblocked. Nobody likes being cockblocked, but if I were to be cockblocked, I'd let it slip if it were Michael Fassbender.

While on topic, Hollywood filmmakers should have a betting pool on who will be the first to make a film with a language that Michael Fassbender can't speak fluently.