Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose,
Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free ..
The Leeds era is coming to an end; 6 of my 7 housemates have now moved back down southward, meaning that I can finally wander round the house naked, bb gun slung round my neck, flaming torch in hand, screaming profanity to the world.
Or something like that.
North Korea are playing in the World Cup again today. I speculated the other day over the fate of the team that played last week; are they the same ones playing today, or are they already doing hard labour in a gulag somewhere? We may never know. All that's certain is that being a football pundit for North Korea must be the most nerve-racking job in the world ..
"..Weather lovely in South Africa, tiny island off coast of glorious Democratic People Republic of North Korea. Floor in South Africa so dirty that people must eat and sleep in buildings. Poverty so great that people must travel in cars. Here for covering of World Cup football, game invented by glorious leader KIM JONG-IL, exported recently to rest of world.
Today we play Portugal, inferior country who must be bricking it. Match will not be broadcast live, but with 24 hour delay, for reasons entirely uninvolving CAPITALIST RUMOURS that time for photoshopping face of DEAR LEADER onto head of goal-scoring player needed."
DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE REPUBLIC goalie reprimand for checking out arse of glorious midfield!
"Prepare to see DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE REPUBLIC players rice and dust-based diet and whip and execution training superiority over rest of world! For now, witness footage of cheering DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE crowds with their capitalist vuvezelas!"
I feel for that team. I really do.
I'm gonna prepare the flaming torch now and chill out in my empty house.
Or something like that.
North Korea are playing in the World Cup again today. I speculated the other day over the fate of the team that played last week; are they the same ones playing today, or are they already doing hard labour in a gulag somewhere? We may never know. All that's certain is that being a football pundit for North Korea must be the most nerve-racking job in the world ..
"..Weather lovely in South Africa, tiny island off coast of glorious Democratic People Republic of North Korea. Floor in South Africa so dirty that people must eat and sleep in buildings. Poverty so great that people must travel in cars. Here for covering of World Cup football, game invented by glorious leader KIM JONG-IL, exported recently to rest of world.
Today we play Portugal, inferior country who must be bricking it. Match will not be broadcast live, but with 24 hour delay, for reasons entirely uninvolving CAPITALIST RUMOURS that time for photoshopping face of DEAR LEADER onto head of goal-scoring player needed."
DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE REPUBLIC goalie reprimand for checking out arse of glorious midfield!"Prepare to see DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE REPUBLIC players rice and dust-based diet and whip and execution training superiority over rest of world! For now, witness footage of cheering DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE crowds with their capitalist vuvezelas!"
I feel for that team. I really do.
I'm gonna prepare the flaming torch now and chill out in my empty house.
