Because you're mine,
I walk the Line ..
It struck me recently how international terrorism is going down the tubes since the 9/11, bar the London bombings. I say this in light of the failed bombing of the Amsterdam-Detroit flight on Christmas day, by some Nigerian bloke, who also happens to be the son of some major Nigerian banking figure; probably the one who keeps emailing me for my sort code and PIN number so my money can be more secure. This guy seems to be the latest of these Al-Qaeda wannabes - we started out with a bunch of hardline Islamists, preaching in the name of Allah, gradually descending into people seemingly just jumping on the 'blowing stuff the fuck up' bandwagon.
Yeah! Jihad and hijacking and .. stuff .. Allahu Akbar?
The difference is, the amateurs are shit. There were those 2 blokes with the jeep and the butane can and their miserable attempt to bomb Glasgow airport, ultimately ending up being beaten up by the Scots while on fire, followed by the story of the poor sod who walked into a coffee shop in England somewhere (was it Guildford? I forget), went into the toilet to prepare his nail bomb .. and then accidentally shredded his leg with it. Ha. And now there's this guy, explosives cunningly stitched into his underpants by someone from the Al-Qaeda tailoring department in Yemen, who was beaten down by passengers and crew, much like that guy with the shoe bomb a few years back. You've lost your touch boys. Let's keep it that way.
Yeah! Jihad and hijacking and .. stuff .. Allahu Akbar?The difference is, the amateurs are shit. There were those 2 blokes with the jeep and the butane can and their miserable attempt to bomb Glasgow airport, ultimately ending up being beaten up by the Scots while on fire, followed by the story of the poor sod who walked into a coffee shop in England somewhere (was it Guildford? I forget), went into the toilet to prepare his nail bomb .. and then accidentally shredded his leg with it. Ha. And now there's this guy, explosives cunningly stitched into his underpants by someone from the Al-Qaeda tailoring department in Yemen, who was beaten down by passengers and crew, much like that guy with the shoe bomb a few years back. You've lost your touch boys. Let's keep it that way.
